Joshuaism: I watched "The Witches," a movie based off a book by Roald Dahl the other day with the kids. (Fun movie, by the way.) At one point it was explained that to witches, children smell like dog droppings. Joshua got excited and said, "Oh! I love dog droppings!" Noah made a sick sound and I lovingly told him that dog droppings was really dog poo. I was worried he would get upset because we were all kind of giggling at him. But he smiled and said, "Oh, I don't love that!! I thought they meant Cough Droppings! I love those!"