Noah's an inventor. Sadly most of his ideas never get built. We don't have a welder, a lathe, (I busted my soldering iron), or many other tools it'd take. But this one we had the materials in hand and the tools necessarily to build it.
Sock Bunny Underpant Hat
This requires a crazy little boy to pull it off.
Just a disclaimer here. The spittle is my fault. It's hard to keep the juices in when spinning at the g-forces I was asking for. "Spin a little faster Noah...faster...faster...click,click,click".