Noah's an inventor. Sadly most of his ideas never get built. We don't have a welder, a lathe, (I busted my soldering iron), or many other tools it'd take. But this one we had the materials in hand and the tools necessarily to build it.
Materials:
Underpants
Socks
Thread
Tools:
Needle
Invention:
Sock Bunny Underpant Hat
This requires a crazy little boy to pull it off.
Just a disclaimer here. The spittle is my fault. It's hard to keep the juices in when spinning at the g-forces I was asking for. "Spin a little faster Noah...faster...faster...click,click,click".